Thursday, January 13, 2011

Realization on unrealistic history~

Ever since I found out how false history is, I have been doing extensive research to discover the idiotic misconceptions which people think is the truth. Man oh man, the list goes on and on and on. Most of you will go WTF cuz what you know throughout your life has been false.

For example: Angels do not have wings...hehe

Surprisingly right? After all, the angels we have seen in pop culture are never depicted without their fluffy wings. I was astounded as well. However, if you were to read the entire bible (which I myself is too darn lazy to read), it never once mentions angels have wings. Then where did the organ full of plumage came from? Blame the brilliant artists who came up with the idea. Since angels live in heaven (so to speak), it is practical for them to fly to earth with wings. Moreover, if you were to refer to the Sarcophagus of Junius Bassus, the section where it shows The Sacrifice of Isaac, it is clearly illustrated that the angel sent forth by God is without a pair of wings.

Here are more facts that will shock you to the core and make you read more =P

  1. It is allegedly speculated that Julius Caeser might be gay. His partner? It was Nicomedes IV, a king of Bithynia. But it was just a speculation for being a homosexual esp if you are a bottom was humiliating during Julius's reign. Btw, Julius is speculated to be the bottom as well XD
  2. Greek statues were originally painted, not the usual white marble you see nowadays. As a matter of fact, the whole Parthenon was painted as well. Due to the weak material, the colour fades away overtime. That is why most of the Greek statues are just plain white marble.
  3. This should be a real ~shocker~. Thomas Edison did not invent the light bulb. It was a series of inventors who perfected the modern light bulb. Even that, Edison stole the idea from another inventor. The real inventor who perfected the light bulb is a guy named Joseph Swan. But then, why did Thomas take the credit instead? Since Joseph Swan lived in Europe, Thomas popularized the invention in America, rendering Americans to believe he is the inventor. Thomas never bothered to disclaim the rumour.Electrifying^^
  4. I'm sure we all heard before that the Great Wall of China is visible from the moon right? Sorry to say, that's a false myth as well. William Stukeley and Henry Norman were the smartypants who claimed that the respectable Wall is visible in 1745 and 1895 respectively.Truth of the matter, Apollo 11 was only launched in 1969. Do the math and see the difference in years unless of course, these two were abducted by aliens and sent to the moon for experimentation.

That's all the myths I want to write for now. Oh don't worry, the distorted facts do not end there. History is full of bogus and deceitful events and our primitive minds can't comprehend the overwhelming truth. I would randomly post some of the stories I know in the future. Until then, don't believe what you have believing...whahahahaha

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